Episode
Day 5574
Day 5574 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Rex Callahan claims to have found a faster way across town. A seagull has stolen Marla Finch's sandwich near the dock. Again. Ike Tidewater is not currently speaking to Flo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
09:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
11:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
12:04Rex Callahan claims to have found a faster way across town.
13:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
14:00A seagull has stolen Marla Finch's sandwich near the dock. Again.
15:00Kip Doyle has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
18:49Lark Ferris and Sal Marino kept their word and finished what they started.
21:59The Anchor's piano is being played by Ned Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00The Anchor's piano is being played by Abel Callahan, who cannot play piano.
22:03Cass Tanner has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:11Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Nell Tidewater onto the water. Nell Tidewater has not noticed.
22:11Posy Gorse has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:12Perry Gorse is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:31Bram Tidewater is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:17Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Cass, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Cass, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:17Iris Brody, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:22Dot Ferris, Truman Beaumont, Opal Ferris, Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:06Lark Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Iris Brody, Perry Gorse · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:19Dot Ferris, Marla Finch, Elaine Whitlow, Nell Tidewater, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:15Alma Callahan, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
11:07Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
11:22Dell Tanner, Posy Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Posy. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Posy. You are out before the town has finished yawning.