Episode
Day 5619
Day 5619 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Iris Brody and Bev Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Bev Tanner is not currently speaking to Iris Brody. Ewan Callahan is in Seahaven General after they went over on the cobbles carrying rather too much at once. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
09:25Edie Gorse has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
10:00Ike Tidewater has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
10:33Rex Callahan produces a rival route. The difference is seconds, and is defended for hours.
12:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
13:19Fern Gorse and Jonah Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
17:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
19:14Lark Ferris and Abel Callahan no longer need a reason to call round.
19:45Dell Tanner offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
19:55Bev Tanner has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
20:35Linus Tidewater offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
20:46Iris Brody has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:08Kip Doyle has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
21:36Ike Tidewater has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
21:39Abel Callahan offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Iris Brody and Bev Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Iris Brody to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
08:36Elaine Whitlow, Perry Gorse · Sunrise Café
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
08:48Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:58Gil Ferris, Silas Tidewater · Community Orchard & Gardens
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:00Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
09:03Bev Tanner, Hal Brody, Perry Gorse, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:03Ewan Callahan, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:03Dell Tanner, Truman Beaumont, Posy Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
I have got about ten minutes before somebody wants me.
I have got about ten minutes before somebody wants me.
09:30Ewan Callahan, Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:31Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
Flo! The bay is practically showing off today.
Flo! The bay is practically showing off today.