Episode
Day 5703
Day 5703 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Ewan Callahan and Rex Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Rex Callahan is not currently speaking to Ewan Callahan. Rex Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Something in the Pond takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
01:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
09:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
10:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
11:00The tide is out further than usual. Ike Tidewater has gone to look at what it left behind.
13:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Hal Brody has been elected to deal with it.
13:06Cole Whitlow arrives with a net, a bucket, and a theory nobody asked for.
14:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
15:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
19:35Ewan Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
19:44Rex Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
20:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Ewan Callahan and Rex Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Rex Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:38Truman Beaumont and Sal Marino kept their word and finished what they started.
20:56Fern Gorse has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
21:00Commotion at The Anchor! Fern Gorse and Milo Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
22:01Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Dell Tanner onto the water. Dell Tanner has not noticed.
What was said
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:21Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:52Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse, Hattie Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Perry! A good hour to run into you.★
Perry! A good hour to run into you.★
08:05Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
Well if it isn't Lark. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Lark. How's the day treating you?
08:48Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:51Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
There you are, Marla. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Marla. I was hoping we would cross paths.
09:03Bev Tanner, Jonah Ferris, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:21Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Milo, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Milo, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
09:30Elaine Whitlow, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. Just the usual today.
Morning, Ned. Just the usual today.
09:32Iris Brody, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:42Dell Tanner, Posy Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
I keep meaning to ask somebody about that, and then I never do.
I keep meaning to ask somebody about that, and then I never do.
10:17Abel Callahan, Opal Ferris · The Salty Gull
Good to see you, Opal. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Opal. I'll bring that right over.