Episode
Day 5989
Day 5989 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Training montages occur. Trash talk remains extremely polite. Lark Ferris came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed and is spending a few days in Seahaven General. Lark Ferris is in Seahaven General after they came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Great Crossword Rivalry reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:59Sal Marino is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
01:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
07:38Fern Gorse has kept at practising stories worth telling long enough that the town expects it now.
10:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:00For four seconds Truman Beaumont's radio carried a voice describing exactly where Truman Beaumont was standing.
11:00A lighthouse postcard has been added to today's mail. Truman Beaumont collects them, and Control knows it.
11:55Training montages occur. Trash talk remains extremely polite.
13:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
14:00Cass Tanner noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
14:21Hattie Whitlow has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
14:27Wren Gorse has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
15:15Alma Callahan has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
16:00Abel Callahan has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
16:26Truman Beaumont and Elaine Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
17:00Lark Ferris came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
18:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
19:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
22:07Ned Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:19Mabel Tidewater is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:21Iris Brody is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:21Cass Tanner has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:45Jonah Ferris is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Mabel Tidewater, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:20Fern Gorse, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Jonah. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:46Perry Gorse, Posy Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Well if it isn't Posy. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Posy. How's the day treating you?
08:58Truman Beaumont, Nell Tidewater · Seahaven Mutual
Well if it isn't Nell. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Nell. How's the day treating you?
09:03Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Gil! Sunshine on every windowsill.
Gil! Sunshine on every windowsill.
09:09Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
09:24Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
There you are! I was just defending your honour. From nobody in particular.
There you are! I was just defending your honour. From nobody in particular.
09:31Rex Callahan, Linus Tidewater, Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
11:04Sal Marino, Silas Tidewater · Norma's Grocery
This? This right here is the finest establishment in the whole town.
This? This right here is the finest establishment in the whole town.