Episode
Day 1673
Day 1673 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Dot Ferris has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Abel Callahan is in Seahaven General after they slipped on the wet planks down at the dock. Wilf Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Whose Ladder Is This reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Dot Ferris has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:37Dot Ferris and Fern Gorse have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
09:37Fern Gorse and Dot Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
10:17BREAKING: Ladder case officially closed — culprit identified as 'gardening.'
11:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
11:56Edie Gorse is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
12:00Abel Callahan slipped on the wet planks down at the dock and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
12:46Orson Ferris has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
12:49Salty Gull spotted with 'Reserved: Do Not Disturb' sign on best table.
13:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Hattie Whitlow has been elected to deal with it.
15:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
16:00Business is slow enough that Jonah Ferris has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
17:00Sunday supper is drawing the town toward The Salty Gull.
20:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00Linus Tidewater has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
What was said
08:04Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:06Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Bay View House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:16Dot Ferris, Fern Gorse · Marla's House
Lovely spot, Marla's House.
Lovely spot, Marla's House.
10:20Truman Beaumont, Hal Brody, Elaine Whitlow · Truman's House
Hal! Good to see you. I was beginning to think the day had skipped you.
Hal! Good to see you. I was beginning to think the day had skipped you.
11:04Sal Marino, Ewan Callahan · The Dune House
Come, come. I need an honest palate.
Come, come. I need an honest palate.
11:11Kip Doyle, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
11:18Orson Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Toby Tanner · Norma's Grocery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
12:26Orson Ferris, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Good afternoon. I was just taking the scenic route.
Good afternoon. I was just taking the scenic route.
12:31Bea Callahan, Rue Callahan · Norma's House
Rue, perfect timing. I needed a pause.
Rue, perfect timing. I needed a pause.
12:51Rex Callahan, Sal Marino · The Salty Gull
Sal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Sal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
13:11Iris Brody, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Fern. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Fern. I'll bring that right over.