Episode
Day 1674
Day 1674 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Jonah Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice. Abel Callahan is in Seahaven General after they slipped on the wet planks down at the dock. Wilf Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Whose Ladder Is This reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
08:30Jonah Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
09:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
09:43BREAKING: Ladder Mystery officially closed — Elaine Whitlow named the 'culprit,' sentenced to zero cobblers and a thank-you casserole.
11:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:12Whatever Elaine Whitlow and Marla Finch were circling, they have landed on it.
12:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
14:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
18:32Local hero Elaine Whitlow accepts responsibility for the Ladder Incident with characteristic humility — and a lot of dirt on her boots.
20:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:07Ewan Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:07Iris Brody is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:11Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Bram Tidewater onto the water. Bram Tidewater has not noticed.
22:14Bea Callahan has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:25Lark Ferris has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:30Rex Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
23:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:18Hattie Whitlow, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:20Marla Finch, Orson Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Orson.
Hello, Orson.
07:20Fern Gorse, Ewan Callahan, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Ewan. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ewan. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:39Linus Tidewater, Toby Tanner, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:08Milo Ferris, Toby Tanner, Cole Whitlow, Orson Ferris, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Hello. Sit down, you look like you have been standing all day.★
Hello. Sit down, you look like you have been standing all day.★
08:15Edie Gorse, Bram Tidewater, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:21Bea Callahan, Rue Callahan · Norma's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:56Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
09:08Abel Callahan, Cole Whitlow · Seahaven General
Well if it isn't Cole. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Cole. How's the day treating you?
09:45Truman Beaumont, Hal Brody, Elaine Whitlow · Truman's House
Morning, Hal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.