Episode
Day 1825
Day 1825 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Seahaven Springs has been broadcasting for five years. Nobody in it has been told, and the town is asleep. Fireworks over Founders Park. Seahaven Springs is seeing in its five years, and does not know why the producers insisted. Edie Gorse is not currently speaking to Jonah Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Motion Still Pending reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Bram Tidewater has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
00:00Seahaven Springs has been broadcasting for five years. Nobody in it has been told, and the town is asleep.
05:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
07:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
10:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:15Motion Pending: petition paperwork 'final-final' as of this morning, says Beaumont.
11:00Elaine Whitlow has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
12:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
12:51Gnome Watch continues: two theorists, zero conclusions, one very good thermos of cocoa.
13:10One small Seahaven question is settled, and Kip Doyle is already eyeing another.
14:06Overdue lunch, finally served: Ferris repays Tanner in full, with extra biscuits.
14:06Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
17:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
19:40Ewan Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
19:56Edie Gorse has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
20:10Bea Callahan is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
20:31Bev Tanner is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
20:33Elaine Whitlow has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
21:00Fireworks over Founders Park. Seahaven Springs is seeing in its five years, and does not know why the producers insisted.
21:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Jonah Ferris and Edie Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Jonah Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:23Cole Whitlow and Bram Tidewater have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
22:23Bram Tidewater and Cole Whitlow have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
What was said
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Toby, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Toby, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:34Bea Callahan, Rue Callahan · Norma's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:12Dot Ferris, Milo Ferris, Jonah Ferris, Ewan Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:05Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:12Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:20Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
09:49Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Milo! The sky cannot quite make up its mind.
Milo! The sky cannot quite make up its mind.
09:52Iris Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
10:17Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner, Elaine Whitlow · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
10:41Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.