Episode
Day 2678
Day 2678 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Linus Tidewater has come down with a headache that has outstayed its welcome and is being kept in for observation. Orson Ferris is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Ike Tidewater was born to Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Leak at The Anchor runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
01:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
07:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
07:30There were not enough plates at Milo Ferris's, and nobody minded.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
09:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
12:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
12:00Linus Tidewater has come down with a headache that has outstayed its welcome and is being kept in for observation.
12:37A drip has appeared in the ceiling at The Anchor. A bucket is deployed.
15:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
16:00Linus Tidewater is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
16:00Orson Ferris nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:54Jonah Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
19:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
19:03Hattie Whitlow and Rue Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
21:02Rex Callahan is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:13Bram Tidewater is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:24Milo Ferris offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
What was said
00:05Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris
This town deserves a newspaper of its own!
This town deserves a newspaper of its own!
07:04Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
There you are, Lark. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Lark. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:15Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
07:19Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Toby, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Toby, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:34Milo Ferris, Gil Ferris · Dot's House
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:45Bev Tanner, Dell Tanner · Bev's House
Dell, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
Dell, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
08:49Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
08:55Rue Callahan, Wilf Tanner, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
09:02Bev Tanner, Iris Brody, Marla Finch, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
09:05Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:10Truman Beaumont, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
09:29Abel Callahan, Toby Tanner · The Salty Gull
Good to see you, Toby. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Toby. I'll bring that right over.