Episode
Day 2679
Day 2679 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Linus Tidewater has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Orson Ferris is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Ike Tidewater was born to Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Leak at The Anchor takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Linus Tidewater has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00Ned Ferris has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
11:16Truman Beaumont declares the bucket temporary. Wilf Tanner disagrees, fondly.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:00The tide is out further than usual. Ike Tidewater has gone to look at what it left behind.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Jonah Ferris appears to be enjoying it.
16:00Orson Ferris fumbled Truman Beaumont's name and recovered it smoothly. Nobody breathed.
17:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
18:54Rue Callahan has stopped wondering about it, which is not quite the same as knowing.
19:52Toby Tanner has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
20:06Wilf Tanner has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
20:35Elaine Whitlow and Hattie Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
20:49Bev Tanner has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:16Lark Ferris has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:28Fern Gorse has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:31The Anchor's piano is being played by Abel Callahan, who cannot play piano.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:19Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello. Sit down, you look like you have been standing all day.
Hello. Sit down, you look like you have been standing all day.
07:25Jonah Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello Linus. Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Oh, hello Linus. Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
07:26Lark Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Abel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Abel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:33Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Perry. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
Perry. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
07:47Wilf Tanner, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:16Edie Gorse, Lark Ferris, Jonah Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:27Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Hello, Mabel. Nothing serious, I hope.
Hello, Mabel. Nothing serious, I hope.
08:28Elaine Whitlow, Hal Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:47Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.