Episode
Day 3162
Day 3162 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Wilf Tanner has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Elaine Whitlow is not currently speaking to Ewan Callahan. Elaine Whitlow is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. What Our Song Actually Is reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Wilf Tanner has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
05:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
06:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
07:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
09:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
09:00Rue Callahan nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
09:00Control has sent an old friend to sit with Truman Beaumont for a while. Nothing calms him faster.
09:13Wilf Tanner and Dell Tanner have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
09:13Dell Tanner and Wilf Tanner have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
10:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:04Linus Tidewater has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
10:59Four versions are performed. All four are moving. None of them match.
11:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:06Fern Gorse and Ned Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:06Ned Ferris and Fern Gorse have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:15Milo Ferris is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
14:50Fern Gorse and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
15:00Business is slow enough that Jonah Ferris has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
15:00Three separate neighbours greeted Truman Beaumont with the identical sentence this morning.
17:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
19:45Elaine Whitlow is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
20:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
20:23Dot Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
20:44Bea Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
20:57Rex Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
21:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
21:00Commotion at The Anchor! Elaine Whitlow and Ewan Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
21:00Sheriff Brody has invited Elaine Whitlow to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
21:06The Anchor's piano is being played by Linus Tidewater, who cannot play piano.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
07:04Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Perry, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Perry, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:05Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Morning, Rue. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Rue. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Toby Tanner, Orson Ferris, Jonah Ferris, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
07:20Milo Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hi Opal — busy day at Sunrise Café?★
Hi Opal — busy day at Sunrise Café?★
07:42Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Mabel, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Mabel, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:57Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Orson Ferris, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:11Bea Callahan, Alma Callahan · Norma's House
Alma! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
Alma! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
08:49Wilf Tanner, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
There you are, Dell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Dell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:59Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Oh. Hello, Hattie.
Oh. Hello, Hattie.
09:15Wilf Tanner, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.