Episode
Day 3163
Day 3163 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain. Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful. Elaine Whitlow is not currently speaking to Ewan Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
04:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
08:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:37The song has always been like that, and the town sings it wrong together.
13:37Fern Gorse and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
13:37And so concludes: What Our Song Actually Is. The town will live with how it ended.
13:59Wilf Tanner and Rue Callahan have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
15:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
15:00For four seconds Truman Beaumont's radio carried a voice describing exactly where Truman Beaumont was standing.
15:00Word has gone round the kitchens: Truman Beaumont is to be given his favourite, and no bill.
15:36Sal Marino and Orson Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
19:00The tide is out further than usual. Jonah Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
19:13Whatever Bea Callahan and Linus Tidewater were circling, they have landed on it.
20:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
20:47Sal Marino and Orson Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00Ned Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:00Perry Gorse has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:01Jonah Ferris has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:01Opal Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:25Mabel Tidewater is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Perry! Good weather for ducks.
Perry! Good weather for ducks.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:16Marla Finch, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
There you are, Milo. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Milo. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:16Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Cole Whitlow, Iris Brody, Toby Tanner, Orson Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:34Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
07:35Linus Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Norma's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:50Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
Hattie! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
08:55Hal Brody, Iris Brody, Ike Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:57Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris, Dot Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:02Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.