Episode
Day 3323
Day 3323 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Hattie Whitlow and Cole Whitlow came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Cole Whitlow is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:45Elaine Whitlow is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
08:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
09:57Wilf Tanner's small gathering has come together, with just enough chairs and no speeches.
11:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:01Bram Tidewater receives a stern warning about a hedge. The hedge is fine.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
14:00The tide is out further than usual. Ned Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
14:00Wilf Tanner noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
15:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
15:05Ike Tidewater and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
15:54Gil Ferris and Lark Ferris have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
17:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
19:31Hattie Whitlow has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
19:44Dell Tanner offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
19:44Perry Gorse offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
19:46keeping a notebook about the pond has stopped being something Alma Callahan is trying, and become something they do.
19:47Ned Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
19:49The Anchor's piano is being played by Lark Ferris, who cannot play piano.
20:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Hattie Whitlow and Cole Whitlow came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Cole Whitlow to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
20:14Milo Ferris is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
20:18Rex Callahan has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
20:24Opal Ferris has kept at practising stories worth telling long enough that the town expects it now.
21:00Commotion at The Anchor! Perry Gorse and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:15Alma Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Perry Gorse and Fern Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
What was said
06:33Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:03Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned! You have come a long way for a pond.
Ned! You have come a long way for a pond.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:18Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Toby! Just the person I wanted to see.
Toby! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
07:21Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:47Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Do not think I have forgotten the last one.
Do not think I have forgotten the last one.
08:46Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
Hattie! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
08:48Orson Ferris, Dell Tanner, Perry Gorse, Truman Beaumont · Seahaven Mutual
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
09:20Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner, Toby Tanner, Perry Gorse, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.