Episode
Day 3324
Day 3324 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Cole Whitlow is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
08:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
09:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Kip Doyle has been elected to deal with it.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:47The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
10:47Ike Tidewater and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
10:47And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
11:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
12:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
13:00Ned Ferris has come down with a case of the Seahaven sniffles and is being kept in for observation.
15:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Kip Doyle appears to be enjoying it.
16:00Wren Gorse is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
17:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
18:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
19:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
19:04Ned Ferris and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:27Hal Brody has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:07Abel Callahan has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:12Opal Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:18Toby Tanner has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:36Iris Brody is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
There you are, Wren. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Wren. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:30Opal Ferris, Toby Tanner, Orson Ferris, Ike Tidewater, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:49Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
08:49Dell Tanner, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.
09:01Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
09:09Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Truman, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Truman, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
09:40Elaine Whitlow, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
10:17Hal Brody, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
10:36Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
10:49Ike Tidewater, Bram Tidewater · The Bakery
Right. What is everybody being strange about today.
Right. What is everybody being strange about today.