Episode
Day 3351
Day 3351 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Kip Doyle has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Ewan Callahan is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Ewan Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Kip Doyle has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00The swans have moved on, having accepted a great deal of bread and given nothing back.
00:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:00The tide is out further than usual. Hal Brody has gone to look at what it left behind.
08:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
09:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
09:16One small Seahaven question is settled, and Iris Brody is already eyeing another.
09:21Hattie Whitlow has kept at learning the orchard properly long enough that the town expects it now.
09:22Toby Tanner has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
10:57Sal Marino and Rex Callahan have got into the habit of each other.
11:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
12:00The morning mail has arrived. Abel Callahan received a mysterious postcard.
13:50Wilf Tanner produces a rival route. The difference is seconds, and is defended for hours.
14:40Whatever Opal Ferris and Fern Gorse were circling, they have landed on it.
15:10Opal Ferris and Wilf Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:26Toby Tanner is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
19:31Bev Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
19:50Wilf Tanner has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Ned Ferris and Ewan Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Ewan Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:40Wren Gorse has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
20:49Rex Callahan is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:02Hattie Whitlow has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Orson Ferris and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
What was said
06:58Kip Doyle, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:03Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:05Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
07:20Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Morning, Dell. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Dell. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:21Edie Gorse, Iris Brody, Elaine Whitlow, Fern Gorse, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
07:26Jonah Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:59Elaine Whitlow, Edie Gorse, Marla Finch, Ewan Callahan, Wren Gorse · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
08:17Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:40Marla Finch, Elaine Whitlow, Iris Brody, Hal Brody, Wren Gorse · Sunrise Café
Elaine, sit down before you fall down. Tea?★
Elaine, sit down before you fall down. Tea?★
08:48Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
08:57Ewan Callahan, Mabel Tidewater · The Salty Gull
A full table deserves a proper conversation.
A full table deserves a proper conversation.