Episode
Day 3352
Day 3352 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions. Kip Doyle is not brilliant at practising stories worth telling, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway. Ewan Callahan is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
06:51Kip Doyle is not brilliant at practising stories worth telling, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:40Milo Ferris and Bev Tanner no longer need a reason to call round.
12:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Gil Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
13:31Orson Ferris and Ned Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:31Ned Ferris and Orson Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:53Whatever Bea Callahan and Linus Tidewater were circling, they have landed on it.
14:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
14:24Both routes are declared excellent. Everyone returns to the way they always went.
14:24Opal Ferris and Wilf Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
14:24And so concludes: The Shortcut. The town will live with how it ended.
15:00A seagull has stolen Hal Brody's sandwich near the dock. Again.
21:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
21:56Ike Tidewater is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
21:57Jonah Ferris is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
21:58Perry Gorse has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
22:13Dell Tanner has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:18Lark Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:24Cole Whitlow offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
07:36Jonah Ferris, Wilf Tanner, Linus Tidewater, Orson Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Wilf. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.★
Hello, Wilf. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.★
08:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:37Fern Gorse, Iris Brody, Bram Tidewater, Opal Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:00Orson Ferris, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:01Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
09:10Toby Tanner, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
09:11Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:32Elaine Whitlow, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:43Kip Doyle, Toby Tanner · The Bakery
Good to see you, Toby. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Toby. I'll bring that right over.
09:45Cole Whitlow, Fern Gorse · Norma's Grocery
Morning, Fern. Just the usual today.
Morning, Fern. Just the usual today.