Episode
Day 3393
Day 3393 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Bea Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Elaine Whitlow is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Milo Ferris is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Bea Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
02:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00The morning mail has arrived. Hal Brody received a mysterious postcard.
09:00Toby Tanner answered a question Truman Beaumont had not asked out loud.
09:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
11:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
11:34Both routes are declared excellent. Everyone returns to the way they always went.
11:34Orson Ferris and Toby Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
11:34And so concludes: The Shortcut. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
16:00Elaine Whitlow is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
17:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The same passer-by has now walked past Truman Beaumont three times on the same route.
18:06Bea Callahan's small gathering has come together, with just enough chairs and no speeches.
18:42Edie Gorse has turned learning the orchard properly into a real part of life.
19:33Alma Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
19:39Wilf Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
19:41Bea Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:07Edie Gorse has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
20:10Gil Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
20:26Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Milo Ferris onto the water. Milo Ferris has not noticed.
20:35Marla Finch has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
20:38The Anchor's piano is being played by Elaine Whitlow, who cannot play piano.
20:56Rex Callahan has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
21:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
21:15Kip Doyle and Cole Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
What was said
07:03Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Oh. Hello, Alma.
Oh. Hello, Alma.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Hello, Ned. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
Hello, Ned. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
07:26Milo Ferris, Abel Callahan, Dell Tanner, Bea Callahan, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:06Abel Callahan, Iris Brody, Dot Ferris, Ewan Callahan, Gil Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:31Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:43Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned! The bay is practically showing off today.
Ned! The bay is practically showing off today.
08:51Marla Finch, Alma Callahan, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:04Elaine Whitlow, Abel Callahan · The Salty Gull
Before this gets cold, somebody tell us how the day really went.
Before this gets cold, somebody tell us how the day really went.
09:05Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
09:18Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
09:54Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Hattie, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.