Episode
Day 4358
Day 4358 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes. Bram Tidewater is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Ned Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Case of the Missing Town Hall Stapler runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00Dell Tanner fumbled Truman Beaumont's name and recovered it smoothly. Nobody breathed.
10:24Milo Ferris has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
12:00The tide is out further than usual. Dot Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
13:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:53The town hall stapler is discovered missing. Alma Callahan is baffled.
15:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
18:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
19:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
20:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
20:53Fern Gorse is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
21:13Cass Tanner and Elaine Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
22:13The Anchor's piano is being played by Perry Gorse, who cannot play piano.
22:18Bea Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:23Milo Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:26Ike Tidewater offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
23:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Ned Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:44Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:52Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
08:53Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Hal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:10Rex Callahan, Sal Marino · The Dune House
Morning, Sal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Sal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:16Ned Ferris, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Good to see you, Kip. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Kip. I'll bring that right over.
09:16Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Sunrise Café
Cass, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Cass, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
09:49Bea Callahan, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
10:00Bev Tanner, Milo Ferris, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
10:11Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.