Episode
Day 4681
Day 4681 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Rex Callahan has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Dot Ferris is not currently speaking to Jonah Ferris. Jonah Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Rex Callahan has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
05:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:25Rex Callahan and Ike Tidewater have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
11:25Ike Tidewater and Rex Callahan have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
12:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
12:12The last of the quinces are shared out, and the rota is quietly retired for another year.
12:12Cass Tanner and Hal Brody kept their word and finished what they started.
12:12And so concludes: The Quince Harvest. The town will live with how it ended.
13:28Hal Brody and Ned Ferris have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
13:56Wilf Tanner and Dell Tanner no longer need a reason to call round.
15:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
16:00Every car, gull and passer-by around Truman Beaumont paused at once, as though waiting for a cue.
17:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
19:28Hal Brody has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
19:35Ike Tidewater and Truman Beaumont kept their word and finished what they started.
19:38Dot Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
19:59Jonah Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
20:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Jonah Ferris and Dot Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Jonah Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:26Mabel Tidewater has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
20:30Fern Gorse is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
20:38Opal Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
20:47Rex Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:28Alma Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:17Cole Whitlow has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Opal Ferris and Cole Whitlow came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
07:04Rex Callahan, Abel Callahan · Promenade House
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:05Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:14Marla Finch, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:18Milo Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Lark Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
07:33Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
07:41Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:09Milo Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Wilf, isn't it? How are things your end?
Wilf, isn't it? How are things your end?
08:09Linus Tidewater, Cass Tanner, Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:23Marla Finch, Ewan Callahan, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.