Episode
Day 4778
Day 4778 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Wilf Tanner is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Jonah Ferris and Ned Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance. Edie Gorse is not currently speaking to Gil Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Battle of the Noticeboard takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
05:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:29Jonah Ferris and Ned Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
07:30Cole Whitlow has turned learning the orchard properly into a real part of life.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:23Alma Callahan and Marla Finch have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:00Ewan Callahan has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
13:43Truman Beaumont adds a clarification. Jonah Ferris clarifies the clarification.
13:52Iris Brody and Marla Finch no longer need a reason to call round.
14:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
15:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Flo Ferris appears to be enjoying it.
17:00Wilf Tanner is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
19:34Wilf Tanner and Bev Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
21:55Wren Gorse has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:03Milo Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:16Dell Tanner is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:18Alma Callahan is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:26The Anchor's piano is being played by Mabel Tidewater, who cannot play piano.
23:21The Anchor's piano is being played by Rex Callahan, who cannot play piano.
What was said
00:05Edie Gorse
I need a moment to rearrange what I thought I knew.
I need a moment to rearrange what I thought I knew.
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:03Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:04Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Ewan Callahan, Hattie Whitlow, Marla Finch, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Ewan, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.
Ewan, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.
07:27Lark Ferris, Iris Brody, Abel Callahan, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:23Fern Gorse, Ewan Callahan, Ike Tidewater, Marla Finch, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:50Truman Beaumont, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
09:02Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:09Bea Callahan, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
I call this extremely informal meeting to something resembling order.
I call this extremely informal meeting to something resembling order.