Episode
Day 4958
Day 4958 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Kip Doyle has come down with a case of the Seahaven sniffles and is being kept in for observation. An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days. Whatever Fern Gorse and Opal Ferris were circling, they have landed on it. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Lighthouse Lighting Approaches has the whole town talking. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
07:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:31Whatever Fern Gorse and Opal Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
08:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
10:24A box of festival bunting has vanished, and the committee is in a very polite panic.
11:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
13:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
16:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:00Kip Doyle has come down with a case of the Seahaven sniffles and is being kept in for observation.
18:44Gil Ferris and Marla Finch kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:07Edie Gorse is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:09Ewan Callahan offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:09Ned Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:14Fern Gorse offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:14Linus Tidewater is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:17Iris Brody offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:24Milo Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:26Rex Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:20Wilf Tanner, Ned Ferris, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:21Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:23Marla Finch, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
I was wondering when you would appear, Edie.
I was wondering when you would appear, Edie.
07:29Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:46Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:31Hal Brody, Ned Ferris, Elaine Whitlow, Dell Tanner, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
08:56Abel Callahan, Ewan Callahan · The Salty Gull
Hello, Ewan. Do not look at the kitchen, look at me.
Hello, Ewan. Do not look at the kitchen, look at me.
08:59Linus Tidewater, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Gil, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Gil, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.