Episode
Day 5347
Day 5347 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Gil Ferris discovered the loose paving slab outside the shop and is spending a few days in Seahaven General. Bev Tanner is not currently speaking to Dell Tanner. Gil Ferris is in Seahaven General after they discovered the loose paving slab outside the shop. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The mackerel have moved on. Seahaven Springs will be eating fish for a week regardless.
00:42The Anchor's piano is being played by Fern Gorse, who cannot play piano.
00:51Opal Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
07:30Wren Gorse and Edie Gorse have got into the habit of each other.
08:00The tide is out further than usual. Bram Tidewater has gone to look at what it left behind.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
11:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:12learning the orchard properly has stopped being something Hal Brody is trying, and become something they do.
12:00Ike Tidewater has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
12:00Gil Ferris discovered the loose paving slab outside the shop and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
13:00Ned Ferris noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
13:03Iris Brody and Alma Callahan have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:03Alma Callahan and Iris Brody have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
14:24No inspector arrives. The town has never looked better and is quietly pleased.
14:24Rex Callahan and Linus Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
14:24And so concludes: Word of an Inspection. The town will live with how it ended.
14:45Ike Tidewater and Alma Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
20:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:25Hal Brody has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:02Linus Tidewater has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:04Bea Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:17Hattie Whitlow has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:20Bram Tidewater is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:22Wren Gorse has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
What was said
03:14Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · The Anchor Bar
Have I ever told you — and stop me if I have — about the thing?
Have I ever told you — and stop me if I have — about the thing?
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:18Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:56Dot Ferris, Elaine Whitlow, Dell Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Elaine. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Elaine. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
10:12Truman Beaumont, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
10:52Hal Brody, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
11:28Hattie Whitlow, Nell Tidewater, Bram Tidewater · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.