Episode
Day 5346
Day 5346 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Dell Tanner and Bev Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish. Bev Tanner is not currently speaking to Dell Tanner. Bev Tanner is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Word of an Inspection reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:29Nobody can establish what is being inspected, or by whom, or when.
15:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Hattie Whitlow has been elected to deal with it.
17:00Business is slow enough that Bram Tidewater has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
19:42Dell Tanner has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
19:49Ike Tidewater is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
19:50Bev Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
19:51Ned Ferris has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
20:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Dell Tanner and Bev Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Bev Tanner to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:18Rex Callahan and Linus Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
20:36Iris Brody is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
20:40Alma Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Alma Callahan and Iris Brody came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
22:00A studio lamp came loose and struck the road beside Truman Beaumont. Control has logged it as "debris".
22:00Control has sent an old friend to sit with Truman Beaumont for a while. Nothing calms him faster.
22:11Perry Gorse is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
What was said
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:17Lark Ferris, Hattie Whitlow, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:18Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Cass! Some rain, huh?
Cass! Some rain, huh?
07:26Bea Callahan, Marla Finch, Linus Tidewater, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Marla. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Marla. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:35Mabel Tidewater, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
Nell! Forgot my umbrella again.
Nell! Forgot my umbrella again.
08:18Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
08:49Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
08:51Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Jonah. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Jonah. I'll bring that right over.
08:54Bram Tidewater, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
Well if it isn't Flo. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Flo. How's the day treating you?
08:55Elaine Whitlow, Bev Tanner, Iris Brody, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
09:01Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Jonah. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:04Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
Come, come. I need an honest palate.
Come, come. I need an honest palate.