Episode
Day 5462
Day 5462 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Rex Callahan has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation. One small Seahaven question is settled, and Wren Gorse is already eyeing another. Rex Callahan is being kept in overnight with a mystery rash nobody can identify. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
07:26One small Seahaven question is settled, and Wren Gorse is already eyeing another.
10:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Cass Tanner has been elected to deal with it.
12:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
12:21The ladder is declared communal property and immediately borrowed by Iris Brody.
12:21Truman Beaumont and Iris Brody kept their word and finished what they started.
12:21And so concludes: Whose Ladder Is This. The town will live with how it ended.
14:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
15:00Rex Callahan has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
20:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:59Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Fern Gorse onto the water. Fern Gorse has not noticed.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:00Linus Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:14The Anchor's piano is being played by Bea Callahan, who cannot play piano.
22:14Opal Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:22Milo Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:22Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Ike Tidewater onto the water. Ike Tidewater has not noticed.
What was said
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:03Mabel Tidewater, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:18Milo Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:19Marla Finch, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:20Truman Beaumont, Ned Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:33Perry Gorse, Posy Gorse · The Gorse House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:45Bev Tanner, Bram Tidewater, Iris Brody, Cole Whitlow, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
08:12Dot Ferris, Gil Ferris, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:42Cole Whitlow, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
Nell, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Nell, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:50Marla Finch, Alma Callahan, Gil Ferris, Opal Ferris, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:55Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.