Episode
Day 5599
Day 5599 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory. Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful. A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Everybody, Slightly Left reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
09:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
12:00Lark Ferris has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
13:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
13:00A door that has been locked for as long as Truman Beaumont can remember was standing open this morning.
13:00Control has sent an old friend to sit with Truman Beaumont for a while. Nothing calms him faster.
14:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
14:09Marla Finch is in every attempt, in a different place each time, blinking.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Wren Gorse appears to be enjoying it.
17:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
17:01Truman Beaumont and Marla Finch kept their word and finished what they started.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
20:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
21:44Hal Brody is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
21:49Fern Gorse has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:05Milo Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:06Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Cass Tanner onto the water. Cass Tanner has not noticed.
22:10Alma Callahan has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:31Mabel Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
What was said
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.
07:18Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Mabel! Just the person I wanted to see.
Mabel! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:27Bea Callahan, Abel Callahan, Opal Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Hello, Abel. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Abel. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
07:40Cole Whitlow, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
08:18Cole Whitlow, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:22Fern Gorse, Ned Ferris, Abel Callahan, Bea Callahan, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:53Bram Tidewater, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
Morning, Flo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Flo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:02Dell Tanner, Posy Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
I keep meaning to ask somebody about that, and then I never do.
I keep meaning to ask somebody about that, and then I never do.
09:04Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Well if it isn't Cass. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Cass. How's the day treating you?
09:11Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
09:21Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Truman Beaumont, Iris Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★