Episode
Day 5890
Day 5890 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it. And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
06:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
07:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
07:42Whatever Cass Tanner and Bev Tanner were circling, they have landed on it.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
09:31Cole Whitlow has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
10:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
13:59The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
13:59Truman Beaumont and Hal Brody kept their word and finished what they started.
13:59And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
14:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
14:03Whatever Silas Tidewater and Gil Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
15:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
15:01Hal Brody is not brilliant at sketching the shoreline, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00The same passer-by has now walked past Truman Beaumont three times on the same route.
21:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:52Gil Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:02Cole Whitlow has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:17Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Cass Tanner onto the water. Cass Tanner has not noticed.
22:24Abel Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:30Rex Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:03Mabel Tidewater, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
07:05Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:16Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:19Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Well if it isn't Cass. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Cass. How's the day treating you?
07:22Edie Gorse, Lark Ferris, Milo Ferris, Bram Tidewater, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
07:27Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:59Lark Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Bram Tidewater, Iris Brody, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:41Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are, friend. Everything peaceful enough?★
There you are, friend. Everything peaceful enough?★
08:41Bram Tidewater, Marla Finch, Lark Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
08:46Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
09:00Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.