Episode
Day 5975
Day 5975 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Ewan Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Edie Gorse is in Seahaven General after they came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed. Opal Ferris is not currently speaking to Ike Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Ewan Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
08:38Linus Tidewater and Bea Callahan have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
09:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
10:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
12:00Edie Gorse came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
12:55Rex Callahan receives a stern warning about a hedge. The hedge is fine.
15:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
16:56Truman Beaumont and Rex Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
18:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
20:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00Nell Tidewater nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:15Milo Ferris is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:15Cole Whitlow has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:17The Anchor's piano is being played by Ned Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:19Alma Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:31Jonah Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:32Linus Tidewater has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
23:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:19Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Cass. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Cass. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:19Ewan Callahan, Flo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:24Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:33Marla Finch, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:52Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
There you are, Dell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Dell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:20Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:31Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:35Marla Finch, Hal Brody, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:46Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:57Lark Ferris, Silas Tidewater · Community Orchard & Gardens
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.