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Day 5976

Day 5976 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Ike Tidewater has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. Edie Gorse is in Seahaven General after they came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

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What was announced

00:00Ike Tidewater has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
01:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
04:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
07:26Cole Whitlow and Nell Tidewater have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
08:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
09:07Perry Gorse and Truman Beaumont have got into the habit of each other.
13:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Bram Tidewater has been elected to deal with it.
13:29Opal Ferris and Ike Tidewater have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:29Ike Tidewater and Opal Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:39There were not enough plates at Flo Ferris's, and nobody minded.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
14:15The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
14:15Truman Beaumont and Rex Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
14:15And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
15:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
16:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
17:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
19:30Rex Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
19:58Dot Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
19:59Gil Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
20:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
20:15Cass Tanner is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
20:42Bram Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
21:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
21:15Gil Ferris and Cole Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
22:45Fern Gorse has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:48Abel Callahan and Lark Ferris have got into the habit of each other.
22:48Lark Ferris has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.

What was said

07:04Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
Nell! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Wren Gorse, Posy Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Posy. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Mabel Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Dell. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:19Bram Tidewater, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hi Opal — busy day at Sunrise Café?
08:26Elaine Whitlow, Linus Tidewater, Bea Callahan, Mabel Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
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08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:46Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:47Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Perry! Good to see you. I was beginning to think the day had skipped you.
08:50Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.